Whats the best clean joke you know?

Question

Whats the best clean joke you know?

Answer 1

Did you hear about the guy who carried his faith around in a small paper bag?

People thought he was sack-religious.

Did you hear about the stupid coyote that was caught in a trap?

He chewed off three legs and was still caught.

Answer 2

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem

with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent.  The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week." The next week the lady comes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the h**l you gave me, but now my farts...although still silent they stink terribly."  The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses,let's work on your hearing."  

it made me laugh..:]

Answer 3

32 hammering my may clean up an my friend let them out

Answer 4

One day a 50 year old man walked to the doctors to get a sperm count.

The doctor gave him a jar and told him to fill it up by tomarrow.

The next day the man walked in a the jar was empty. The doctor asked why isnt the jar filled. The man says " well first i tried with my left hand but nothing worked then i tried with my right hand then nothing worked. so i got my wife to try. she tried both hands and even her mouth. but it still didnt work. so i asked my mom to give it a try she tryed with both hands, mouth and even her feet.

The doctor sais " YOUR MOM TRIED IT!!!!"

The man said " yeah and we still couldnt get the jar open"

Answer 5

The sow saw saw saw so ....

i think it is nice....

Answer 6

It's Time To Turn Off Your Computer When...

1. You wake up at 3am to go to the bathroom, but stop to check your e-mail first.

2. You name your children Eudora, Aol, and Dotcom.

3. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you pulled the plug on a loved one.

4. You spend half of a flight with your laptop on your lap, and your child in the overhead compartment.

5. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.

6. You laugh at people with 14.4 modems.

7. You start using "smiley faces" in your snail mail (if you even remember what that is).

8. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com

9. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

10. You can't call your mother... she doesn't have a modem.

11. You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.

12. You don't know what gender your three closest friends are because they have neutral online names, and you never bothered to ask.

13. You move into a new house and decide to netscape before you landscape.

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Answer 7

the horse took a bath