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Whats the best fortune youve ever had in a fortune cookie?

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mine was

"help im stuck in a fortune cookie factory"

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that is very funny----

i got better roads are ahead the day of my divorce--lol
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my ex husband had a good one, it read "you will travel far and wide, both business and pleasure" ......he's an airline pilot!
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MUST be missing something?

I have never had a fortune cookie?
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THAT I WILL INHERETE ALOT OF MONEY
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That's pretty funny :)

The best one I've read was: "Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered. No one was there." I'm considering writing a song or a thesis based on that fortune.
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Mine was................ Wanna Buy a Ladder?
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This is one I seriously got. "Your TV will be trouble free for 3 years"

Turns out fortune cookies are pretty accurate, my TV was trouble free for 3 years.
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well, i had a friend who got a fortune cookie that said "Within a year you will be married." she did get married within a year, on the exact date that she received the fortune cookie.
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'Never take a job where the wind can blow up your trousers'.

And I never have either!
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