Whats the best way to avoid thrown goats.?

Question

Its a skill i feel i made need to develop

Answer 1

wow...just wow.

Answer 2

Do the Matrix Neo's stunt and dodge them as they fly at you at supersonic speeds.

Answer 3

They can be easily deflected with a metal garbage can lid.  I would not use plastic.

Answer 4

Carry a CCW - Concealed Chupacabra Weapon.

Answer 5

I suggest you give up buzkashi and play cricket instead.

Answer 6

Always travel with a brace of Yorkshire Terriers, people who tend to throw goats have an absolute distain for Yorkies. They will be forced to hurl the goats at the terriers to calmtheir nerves.

Answer 7

buy a rocket launcher.

Answer 8

say yes dear I am sorry it will not happen again

Answer 9

As Monty Python and his knight's encountered this harrowing trial as they were bombarded by barn-yard animals thrown by French sentries he has first hand experince and their strategy was to cover their heads, fall down and retreat before building the surprising unsuccesful Trojan Bunny.

Answer 10

CATCH......or duck lol

Answer 11

Duck!!!

Answer 12

Make sure you`re on the other end of the phone at the time. Works for me like!

*looks down and waggles buttocks in an offensive

manner*x*x

*stares in astonishment at such profanity from such a purdy lil`  mouth*....it`s because of people like you y`know that the good folks on yahoo...namely me.. can`t say j*zz anymore!!xx

Answer 13

Catch it

Answer 14

*looks up*...that wont work....x

You little bum waggling j!zz bag!....*grumble... mutter... c*nt*

Shut it and get back in your jiizz cave..I'll see you in there..xx

Answer 15

shoot them

Answer 16

Thrown goat repellant or a goat force field.

Answer 17

bullet time

if it lets you dodge bullets it should let you dodge goats

Answer 18

Use a cloaking devise until your out of range or the goat catapult. Watch for the Troll at Billy Goat Gruff he mans the fire control systems

Answer 19

The best way to avoid thrown goats? Hmm... would that be avoiding winding up stripey socked she-devils perhaps?

Just a theory like...just a theory.