Whats the best way to build a smoker?

Question

I saw this recipe for whole smoked Turkey (Texas Style)

I want to try it but I ain't got a smoker.

I can fabricate metal.

Answer 1

How is this paranormal?

Answer 2

you get a barrel and cut it in half; then you add an external compartment to the side where the wood chips can burn slowely, but hot. I recomend a really really mad demonic spirit, they tend to last longer and will keep the wood chips burning. but in a pinch, any evil spirit will do. Remember the compartment has to remain evenheated and keeping the smoking hot demons with the hickory chips will burn much better, you can use mesquite, walnut, but hickory works best with demons in my smoker, that I have found.

edit: and for even sweeter turkey b*****s, throw in a copy of the book of the dead. it will provide a sweet seasoning along with the demonicly fired hickory chips, but remember, you have to keep it sealed, no peeking, or bad things happen to the meat!!!!!

Answer 3

Congratulate me, I quit cigarettes and the wacky 5 days ago... Thank goodness I still have my corn cob and some natural additives-free tobacco to help with my break up with cigarettes...

This is how you build it:

1. Pinch

2. Pack

3. Light

4. Pack down

5. Pinch

6. Pack

7. Light

8. Pack down

9. push hole through

10. Light and Enjoy... Aaaahhhhh......

Answer 4

I stopped smoking last Tuesday!

You can congratulate me...

Or not.

Good luck on your search.

Answer 5

Two Bob...I tried to figure out how you got here...but looking at your Q&As...there were no paranormal ones on there...so it couldn't have been an accident. This section is even hard to find. So...HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU END UP HERE????LOL

EDIT...And it looks like your friend "Euwait" followed you over here!..lol Maybe there's a paranormal question you're supposed to ask us!

Answer 6

Brick is best. Steel is good for portability. Most drum-types have a firebox on the side. Some have an option for direct fire in the bottom as well.

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