Whats the best way to deal with abusive mail?

Question

A.. ask them to marry me as they obviously want me..

B. send them dirty mail in return as they are obviously yearning for me.

C.Carry on drinking and in my delusional mind pretend we are married with children.

D. Report myself for being irresistible to these poor souls

Answer 1

sing songs from Marry Poppins to them.  

Answer 2

I would write them back and keep writing them back..they'll tire eventually..

Answer 3

B & D....They totally want you Wil!

Answer 4

I'm glad I don't know how to read, because an abusive email would hurt my feelings.

Answer 5

Delete

Answer 6

If I send you abusive mail can we have the s*x?

Edit:  You can call me whatever you want as long as you're giving up the s*x.

Answer 7

By return mail, receipt requested, send mail crabs & crocs.

Answer 8

This question is totally none sense! The best solution is to send back an email like : The message you sent had permanent errors etc.

Answer 9

E. Stalk and email relentlessly until they block you

Answer 10

resuscitated...ok I spelled it right.  I only needed to use the spell check.  I pick A. I can ask someone to marry me and they run. If they ask me to marry them, then I run.  

Answer 11

I would pick C...

Sounds most plausible to me..

I Hate multiple choice questions.. They are so unfair..!!

Answer 12

E.  Savor it and send a nice thank you reply cuz at least they  care to write you.

Answer 13

pleasure yourself