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Whats the best way to get discounts at chinese restaurants?

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Whats the best way to get discounts at chinese restaurants?

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  1. lol wtf?


  2. After eating, go to the bathroom and make puking noises, then tell the manager that something that you ate there made you sick. That might even get you a free meal

  3. know kung fu

  4. no way.

    I do not think anyone can get discounts from them, Chinese are good at not giving discount but getting it ;)

  5. Look for coupons in your local paper or in flyers that come in the mail. Most will accept competitor coupons, especially at buffets.

  6. start speaking chinese.

    slurp your soup [[that's respect, meaning you like the food]]

    eat alot

    be EXTREMELY nice to the people at restaurants

    get coupons from the place

    go there often

    bring a hot asian woman [[the asian waiters dig YOUNG hot asian women]]

    Merry Christmas!

  7. The best  way I believe to get a discount at a chinese restaurant( or anywhere im general) is t be a girl. Girls always say that they have it so rough. That its so hard to be a girl. That is a lie. All they hace to be is themselves, and they can get anything tthat they want in life. I have seen that proven to me over and over again in life.

  8. Bring your own cat.

  9. I got a free meal and five layered flaming shot at a restaurant in Madison on my birthday.

  10. Look in your local paper for coupons, check your mailbox for specials that are mail only, go to a restaurant's website and sign up for their newsletter.

  11. Discounts?  so you have low culinary expectations AND you're cheap, as well?  sounds like a nice combination.  forget chinese food.  even the expensive stuff is oily.

  12. You can get a free meal by donating road kill whenever you go there.  A new Chinese Restaurant opened in our neighborhood and the number of dead cats on the road has dropped dramatically.

  13. If you are asking about Vancouver... the Georgia Straight (free weekly newspaper) has coupons 2 for 1 almost every Thursday for a couple really good asian resturants (Kam's on Davie etc)

  14. Bringing your own rat so that the chef cooks it for you.

  15. talk(speak) in chinese

  16. Coupons..

  17. Tell them the dog tasted funny today.

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