Whats the best way to pass a drug test with 2 days notice with THC in your system ?

Question

Whats the best way to pass a drug test with 2 days notice with THC in your system ?

Answer 1

You're toast, unless you disappear for a couple of months or cheat the test using fake urine.

Answer 2

Artificial Urine is the only way to go. Dog urine will not work, water will no work, no type of tea will work, its a chemical in your bloodstream, no liquid is going to be able to wash it out for you.

Check out:

http://www.yurinflow.com/

&

http://www.passyourdrugtest.com/howtopas...

Answer 3

Take Golden Seal Root, and drink much water.

Answer 4

pay one of ur clean friends to p**s in a condom then tie it up and u wrap it in napkinsthen put it in ur pocket and when its test time pour it in ... good luck

Answer 5

id get your brother or father to p**s in something for you

Answer 6

your f*cked

getting raped in jail shouldnt be too bad...

good luck :D

Answer 7

Well, there is always welfare for you.

Answer 8

take a pill bottle and fill it up with vinagar twice and drink it

Answer 9

Don't take drugs.

Answer 10

Your screwed man!

Answer 11

use britney spear's urine...then you'll for sure go to jail!

Answer 12

drink a TON of water before the test. like a lot. Then they will say it is too dilute and wont be able to test you for a little while, but do this before every test and it will buy you time

ive heard visine or bleach drops in p**s fixes it, but i wouldnt trust something i havent tried......

but i would recomend getting someone elses p**s, putting it in a bottle FILLED TO THE TOP (because if theres air bubbles it will make strange bubbling noises when you walk like shaking a water bottle.. i learned this the hard way) and tape it to nuts/stick in boxer breifs

Answer 13

drink lots of water, shave off all your body hair,or get your test postponed

Answer 14

Whats THC?  But if you have been smoking weed here is some ways

Hair test: Die your hair

Urine test: Go buy yourself a cleanout kit from a GNC or something, also, you can just take a bunch of Niacin (you skin will turn blotchy but don't overdose on it) take that and drink lots of green tea.  

Blood test: I'm pretty sure its only in your system for 24 hours

Thats about all I know, lol!

Answer 15

You'll need someone else's pee or synthetic pee.  If you take a bunch of Goldenseal or other type of cleansing agent it's not a guarantee you'll pass.  It depends on the company doing the testing, but some will fail you just for detecting the cleansing agents, not the drugs.

Answer 16

don take drugs duh

Answer 17

ouch. drink LOTS of water and fluit. try to flush out your system. i dont think you will pass, but good luck!

Answer 18

someone else's urine

Answer 19

Chug a grip of water from now untill you test. It will dilute your urine. They might ask you to retest so spend 40 bucks, go to your local smoke shop and by the nasty drink that will clean your system.

Answer 20

Drink Vinegar(lots) .. Trust me it will work

Answer 21

If anybody says not to smoke your dumb. If you have THC in your system and you gotta pass a drug test in two days, simply not smoking is obviously not going to work. And yes it does stay in your system for 4 to 6 weeks but thats your blood stream and not your urine. It is possible to drink enough water that when you pee your urinating out 97% water and with all the other minerals in your urine you can only imagine how much THC is actually coming out. I've had friends that have passed tests in 3 days simply by drinking so much water for those three days they were peeing out mostly water...But if you have a head shop around you or even a tattoo shop most of them have a detox drink that reccomends you drink it two hours before a test. but also you shouldn't use nicotine two days before the test. Hopefully this helped out a little more than the idiots that take the time to tell you not to smoke.

Answer 22

Drink painter thinner

No i'm kidding. You're out of luck. You need at least a few months for that stuff to clear out of your system.

Answer 23

Drink vinegar

or cranberry juice.

or both.

good luck.

Answer 24

you cant because its in your system for 6-8 weeks!

Answer 25

Take a sample of someone elses pee. Otherwise your not gonna make it, without damaging and or killing yourself... Either way good luck to you...

Answer 26

you deserve to get caught