Whats the best/worst nickname a footballer has ever had?

Question

i was reading something today when it mentioned..the roly poly holy goalie...i thought it was funny anyway..for the life of me i can't think of anymore....any ideas..:-o

Answer 1

The 'tin man' described Ted McMinn of Rangers well, I thought.  He walked like the charcter from the 'Wizard of Oz'.

Answer 2

i liked the hammer for albertz and i think im gonna like the one for Mendes rocketman

Answer 3

Steve fulton - baggio

Answer 4

haha good question, pished masel at the anton rogan answer. "maestro" mcstay abd "jinky" johnstone described the players perfectly, while "tin man" was an ingenius nickname. or "rocket man" ricksen lol!

Answer 5

Jinky; "King"; Cesar. All good ones

Answer 6

sorry am still lmao at T's answer,classic!!!

Ok poor Broadfoot has got a raw deal with the nickname clubfoot in here by the celtic fans,he's not that bad,honestly lol

The Hammer described Albertz perfectly in my opinion

how could I forget about the Tin man,yep another perfect example.

Answer 7

Keevins column no doubt! ... Artur is .... SIMPLY THE BEST! ..  

Answer 8

golden balls :| lol

Answer 9

it's a real name for me...seeeebo, the Celtic fans still sing it now if one of the opposition feck up...

Sally and Swally make me smile too

billy makes me laugh with his Goofy the Greek one too....

nice ones...skippy and Ghod for Larsson!!

Answer 10

someone once called kenny miller a STRIKER..............hahahahahahahahah.....

Answer 11

anton jesus christ rogan.everytime he touched the ball,we were heard to say aww jesus christ rogan.

Answer 12

Wanky Ronaldo........