Whats the craziest theory you have ever heard that was clearly bull****?

Question

I once heard that if you yawn to much, you will get lockjaw! Any other stupid theories out there?

Answer 1

That if I ate the crusts off my bread I would get curly hair!

Answer 2

Scientology!!!!!!!!!

Answer 3

The Angel Moroni came to Joseph Smith and gave him the BOOK OF MORMON!

Answer 4

Several off the top of my head.

1] the lunar landings wer all faked somewhere in a Hollywood studio.

2] 9/11 was done by the CiA

and a whole load more c**p besides.

Conspiracy theorists should be hanged at birth.  Perhaps then we can all just get on with our lives.  Come to think of it, such people usually ended up in the nuthouse back in the 18th and 19thC - what happened to that?  Out of sight and out of mind.

Answer 5

The old favourite about "if you make a face and the wind changes, you'll stick like that"...when we were small my bro and I would l**k a finger and stick it out at arms length to try to anticipate the wind change as we pulled faces at each other...yup we were weird kids lolol...

Answer 6

Yup religion.  also cryptozoology (the study of mythological creatures like the lochness monster or bigfoot).  

Answer 7

If you lie, you get a blue tongue.

Ah, I can't believe I used to fall for that >_> child naivety.

Answer 8

If you cross your eyes or make a silly face at the same time the wind changes direction, you will stay like that forever!  

Answer 9

Your nose gets bigger if you lie

Your eyes are bigger than your belly

if you look into a mirror after midnight you will see the devil

loads of crazy stuff in England

Religion has to be the worst though, clairvoyance, everything that isn't in a physical form of some kind that you cannot actually see.

Answer 10

Maybe the Velikovsky, or whatever, theory that said, "Venus was a comet before and became a planet after some cataclism". Another was the "Piltdown man". a giant "human" skeleton of seven feet tall. Even H.G. Wells made a fool of himself in believing it. It was proven a fake, years later. Oh brother!

Answer 11

The government did 9/11(I'm not saying they did, I'm saying that's the crazy theory I've heard that to me is clearly BS.)

Answer 12

Irish,  its true, but with a difference.  If you yawn too wide you can get lockjaw.  

If you make an ugly face, it will freeze that way.  That one is Bull.  I really like the one where if you kiss a girl, she will get pregnant.

Answer 13

i know one, its called christianity!

Answer 14

I heard that a 2000 year old ghost who is the son of a virgin and also his own father is going to save me from a big fiery dude if I promise to beg his forgiveness for all the bad stuff I've done and cherish his memory by dangling effigies of the instrument of his gory demise all over the place.  The big fiery dude will get me otherwise, on account of a naked lady eating an apple given to her by a talking snake 6000 years ago.

Brilliant.

Answer 15

If you use it, you loose it xD

Answer 16

You get 300 points for spelling your name right on the SATs. Total BS.