Whats the difference between a democrat and satan?

Question

Satan doesnt live off of government handouts

Answer 1

UH, democrats dont hang out with Repubilcans like Satan does...

Sounds about right!!!

OBAMA 08

Answer 2

not funny at all!

what's the difference between a republican and satan?

not a d**n thing!

Answer 3

i was going to say Satan doesn't need my money, just my soul, democrats want BOTH

Answer 4

Tool, now thats just stupid and not funny.  I don't, nor have I ever lived off of government handouts and the people that do are probably neither democrat or republican.  Democrats try to help those who don't have much or at least show them how to help themselves.  Since I don't believe in Satan it doesn't matter much to me, but  your joke is just about as senseless as you.  I don't think republicans are evil because they have different political views than me and if I were a republican, I sure wouldn't want you representing me.

Answer 5

I thought things in the jokes and riddles section were supposed to be funny?