Whats the dumbest thing someone has asked you or said to you?

Question

Just asking because I hear dumb questions and remarks nowadays. So I'm just asking. ( this question doesn't count )

best answer get ten points.

Answer 1

how many licks does it take to get to the toosie roll center of a tootsie pop?

Answer 2

So, Kathryn, a customer just asked me your name, said they got great service... what should I tell them it is?

And to think I had worked for this company for 4 years.

The next best one was at the portrait studio I work for... a customer came in and asked..." Do you take pictures here?' I had to walk away.

Answer 3

I work in a fast food type store and these are my top dumbest questions/remarks ever:

"Is my ice cream ok, it's kind of frozen."

"Are your funnel cakes fried in oil?"

"What can I get for a dollar here?"

"I have 1 dollar can you spot me 3 dollars so I can buy a corn dog"

"Is that pancake batter?" No dumb nut it's funnel cake batter...If it was pancake batter we would be making pancakes!

Answer 4

The dumbest question anyone has ever asked me.. hmm, let's see... How about "You DID lock the door, right?" I get 30 miles down the d**n road, and then have to turn around, go all the way back home, and check the door that I locked an hour ago.

Answer 5

Well my sons father asked me what an "erection" was- and mind you- he is 5 years OLDER than me!!! I still laugh about it to this day.  He is stupid- must be the reason why we arent together?

Answer 6

"Are you retarded?"

Not my response to your question, but my answer to your question.  Make sense, or are you retarded?  Haha, sometimes I crack myself up.  I hope you're not offended by my sarcasm.

10 points... lost...

Answer 7

The absolute dumbest question anyone has asked me and continue to ask me and several people is:"Are you okay?"

Have you ever noticed that pretty much no one asks you if you're okay unless it's really,really obvious that you are in no way,shape,or form OKAY.Like when you look half dead/depressed/angry,some idiot will ask,"Hey,are you okay?"

I'm pretty sure people are asked this on a daily basis.I am.

Answer 8

I was at the library and some random little boy walked up to me and said, " Hey you know I've got my library card and Im checking you out."

Answer 9

" are rolled oats actually rolled" lmao so funny =D

Answer 10

i was in the 3rd grade maybe. there was a substitute for the library. i gave her a book to check out and she saw my name and asked,

"is your name Darian?" and i was like um yea! and she said

"are you sure?"

i'm like "that's been my name all my life, what do ya mean am i sure!"

in the South of AMerica "darian" is considered a boy name, in the NOrth its a girl name.

Answer 11

err...you haven;t met me have  you? I tend to say the stupidest things  

Answer 12

Got called out last summer with the Fire service to a fairly decent size (and growing!!) grass fire behind someone's houses...we turned up, hopped out of the truck about 30 odd feet from the fire - I turned my back on it to go unroll a hose and a guy came running over yelling "hey, heyyyy!!" so I turned to him to see what he wanted - and he, no joke, pointed straight at the fire and said "It's over there!! Please turn around...the fire is over there!! Hurry up!!"

I wasn't quite sure what to say short of something dopey in return. So I didn't say a thing...lol.