Whats the dumbest thing you did when you were drunk?

Question

Whats the dumbest thing you did when you were drunk?

Answer 1

Tried to convince the cops that I wasn't.

Answer 2

once gave my aunt the key to my hotel room, but forgot that in five minutes and thought I had lost it.

Answer 3

Not me but my other half when he was a "lad". He got out of the pub with his pals and was convinced that the white lines in the middle of the road were getting unstuck, so there he was on all fours trying to push them back in place so that motorists would not have an accident. You can imagine the reaction of drivers passing by when they saw this madman in their path...When he came home he mistook the walk-in wardrobe for the bathroom, opened the door and was sick all over the clothes. Needless to say I was not a happy bunny and, after that, I turned into a dragon!

Answer 4

when I was making the gravy for Christmas dinner, apparently I was going to pour a can of sprite into it.

still haven't lived that one down yet.