Whats the funniest chatup line u have heard ????

Question

Whats the funniest chatup line u have heard ????

Answer 1

you look cold...

do you want something warm inside you???

those clothes look good on you, but they'll look better on my bedroom floor.

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Answer 2

"Do you wanna have s*x now or later?" I looked at him for about a minute with my jaw dropped and I started to laugh nonstop. I looked like a tomato that is how hard I was laughing!  Nah! I did not have s*x with him!!!.

Answer 3

Look theres 20p why don't you phone your mum to tell her you've pulled!