Whats the funniest chuck norris joke?

Question

i what the funniest!!!

Answer 1

sorry i dont know any chuck norris jokes however..the other day i did ask my boyfriend who he was..and if he was some sort of president in the U.S.A. and he found that funny LOL

-=browneyedfox=-

Answer 2

Those were all good!

And:

Chuck not only knows where Waldo is....

He put him there.

And if Waldo is smart, he's gonna stay there.

Answer 3

Don't know, but Texas Ranger is a hoot!!!!

Answer 4

Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the earth and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris made a bet with NASA that he can come through the atmosphere unshielded. At 9:19 a.m. he came through in his birthday suit, streaked across 6 states and crashed in Arizona. NASA calls it a lie and still owes him a beer.

Chuck Norris invented the internet to store his p**n.

Chuck Norris got his good looks and martial arts skill by selling his soul to the devil. Upon the completion of the transaction he roundhouse kicked the fallen one in the face and took it back. Satan, who loves irony, just laughed and said he should've seen it coming. They now play poker every wednesday night.

Answer 5

chuck norris can drown a fish.

chuck norris can win connect 4 in three moves.

Answer 6

well, my favorite is

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Answer 7

only chuck norris can slam revolving doors. =D

Answer 8

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and he got one.

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

Chuck Norris knows the recipe to Bush's Baked Beans.

Chuck Norris knows the last number to Pi.

Chuck Norris knows why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris pities Mr. T.

Chuck Norris knows where Waldo is.

Chcuk Norris scored a 17 in 18 holes of golf.

Chuck Norris can step on a crack, and NOT break his mother's back.

Lays Potato Chips. Chuck Norris CAN eat just one.

Chuck Norris rymes with orange.

Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.

Chuck Norris can make procrastinators unite... today.

Don't f*ck with Chuck.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

Answer 9

Chuck Norris went to The Virgin Islands, now they're called The Islands.