Whats the funniest dream you ever had?

Question

I always have funny pointless dreams. I really dont understand why I have them. They don't make since at all.

Answer 1

I had this one dream where I was at Safeway, in the chip aisle, and I was just sort of sitting there behind a school desk. You know, the sort of desks that have the little part where you can put your books in. Anyways, I was sitting there when all of a sudden my dad shows up out of nowhere holding a water gun. He starts threatening to kill everyone in the chip aisle, and he tells everyone that the gun contains octopus ink, and that it can kill people with just one shot. He then shot this little boy who was about 4, and the boy just vanished into thin air. Then I woke up. It was pretty weird.

Answer 2

It all began with a trip to the video store with a friend of mine. When we got there the video store had closed down and a pizza shop had opened in the same place ...all rough brick and red checkered table cloths. So I say "oh well, lets get a pizza instead"

We waited for ages and then the man said "it's ready but we can't fit it into the box. You'll have to carry t home on this plate". He put the pizza on the counter ...it was a metre across and sitting on a giant china plate. My friend put it on her head and, holding an edge, we set off for her house.

Half way home we discovered it was a paper plate and the steaming pizza had flopped over my friends head like an umbrella being put down ... with streaming strings of cheese hanging down to the ground

I woke myself from this dream laughing out loud in my sleep (c;

...please tell us your funniest dream!

Answer 3

its the weirdest:

i went to a place called "cloud land" and i got chased by lollipops!