Whats the funniest name for a footballer, past or present?

Question

i remember a guy called minge who played for east germany pronounced minger!

Answer 1

a german player called yanker"spelling a bit dodgy",shittu,seaman,captain pugwash,master bates,seaman stains,four skin divers,etc.

Answer 2

dwain pipe from the MLS

Answer 3

wayne rooney

Answer 4

Kaka from ac milan

Answer 5

Rafael Scheidt - pronouned "shite" - and he lived up to it

Answer 6

There was a guy played for Man U called Arnold Sidebottom

Answer 7

Papin

Answer 8

babtista

Answer 9

what about that guy at bradford who had a name like david windass or something

Answer 10

danny shittu haha XD

Answer 11

paul trollope derby county

Answer 12

Some current ones:- David Batty - Paul Dickov - Marcus Bent - Olivier De c**k

But best of all without any doubt is Kaka

Then you also have:Danny Shittu and p***s

Ally d**k

Rod Fanni

Jack C.ck

Arthur Bottom

Answer 13

k***z from Germany

Answer 14

Back in the sixties Villa had 3 players in midfield Jimmy Brown, Barry Hole and an Argentinian called Oscar Arce. They made ! appearance in the same side and the midfield read....Brown   Arce     Hole

Answer 15

There's that many stupid names around these days your spoilt for choice....But i'll have to go with Ngog....i've heard some daft names in my time but that takes the biscuit....

Answer 16

Kaka, it means Poo in my language!

:)

Answer 17

lol...k***z!! beat that!

Answer 18

dean windass

Answer 19

Kaka from Brazil

in my language, the name means p**p (f***s)

Answer 20

An Australian goalkeeper called Norman Conquest

Answer 21

Darius Shitu

Answer 22

quim

portugal or brazil

cant remember now

Answer 23

A r s e, pronounced Ar Say by the commentators

Answer 24

Nicky BUTT!

LOL i never thought Kaka means S**t!!! i thought it was cute before! XP

Answer 25

There's a lot of great athletes whose names mean the wrong thing in the country in which they play.  A lot of Japanese players have names like Yamashita (Yah-mah-SHEE-tah) or Fukudome (Foo-koo-DOH-may) that don't work well in U.S. baseball.  Then there's the Slovak hockey player Miroslav Satan (Sha-TAN), who, ironically, not only hasn't played for the New Jersey Devils but usually plays very well against them.  (To my dismay: I'm a Devils fan.) Then there's Bob Owchinko, who pitched for the San Diego Padres, then washed out, and signed with a team in Japan, unaware that "Owchinko" sounded like their word for, how shall I put this... insufficient equipment.

But Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite, alias Kaka (Kuh-KAH), a man of deep faith, should thank God he plays in Brazil (national team) and Italy (AC Milan), and not in the U.S. where commentators can make snide remarks about his name sounding like a slang term for c**p.  Which is too bad, because he's a fantastic player.

Answer 26

Ice-Cream Osa plays for some Austrian club.

Answer 27

Dean Windass

Answer 28

obviously the above but lets not forget shittu  or p***s of newcastle ...

ohh and i love arshavin lol..

Answer 29

Some current ones:- David Batty - Paul Dickov - Marcus Bent - Olivier De c**k (c o c k)

But best of all without any doubt is Kaka

Then you also have:Danny Shittu

Ally d**k

Rod Fanni

Jack C.ck

Arthur Bottom

And let's not forget best of all another Brazillian: Argelico F.cks.

Yes it is spelt like that with a u in it but this system will censor it even though it is someones real name.

WHY THUMBS DOWN. JUST GOOGLE ANY OF THEM AND SEE FOR YOURSELF, FOR EXAMPLE FANNI WAS A FRENCH FOOTBALLER. GO ON GOOGLE IT INSTEAD OF PROVING YOUR IGNORANCE, YOU D.CK HEADS