Whats the funniest one liner....?

Question

...in 'whos line is it anyway?'

Answer 1

Hey! I used to dream of someone like you, when I was in prison...^^

Answer 2

the funniest/worst pick up line that i heard was "i think you **** your pants, come home with me and i will clean you up all nite"

i think that used in the rite context "god d**n" can be funny and thats just 2 words

Answer 3

heres your sign (blue collar tour)

Answer 4

that's what she said

or

i love lamp

Answer 5

Safe s*x is great s*x

Better wear a latex

Cuz you dont want that late text

that "I think I'm late" text

Answer 6

"it's not really a lie if you believe it"

Answer 7

if you know what i mean