Whats the funniest or most embarasing thing you've done while drunk?

Question

Once my friend picked up some goggles and started swimming round pretending to be a fish and making up this song haha.

Answer 1

i started dancing with a chair..

and then i started doing a blind striptease

Answer 2

i sat down on a wall fell backwards and got stuck in the hedge, my mates had to pull me out lol

Answer 3

i havent been drunk enough to do anything embarasing. but my friend got drunk then came 2 school. got on the floor. started making dinosaur noises. and would charge at the teacher and chased the teacher all around the school acting like a dinosaur

Answer 4

I passed out in the bar bathroom, I will never have a blue motorcycle ever again...