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Whats the funniest song title you know?

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Everytime "Hooker With A p***s" by Tool comes up on shuffle I can't help but laugh and to top it off it's a kick asss song :)

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detachable p***s

My @ss Is on Fire - Bingle

Love Is a Fist

Dead Goon

Everyone I Went to High School With Is Dead

Desert Search for Techno Allah

None of Them Knew They Were Robots

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My neighbors got eaten by zombies

Date rape

Pancake Land

I Like Money xD

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Entrails Ripped From A Virgin's Cu** by Cannibal Corpse is pretty awesome.
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^ Lmao, I love Anal ****.

I Smell s*x and Candy- Marcy's Playground

Most Chiodos songs have ridiculous song titles.

Dear p***s- Tenacious D.

FSCENE8- Medic Droid.

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Rolling Balls- AFI

or I wanna get a mohawk but my mom won't let me :] haha
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A Short Reprise for Mary Todd, Who Went Insane, But for Very Good Reasons

Sufjan Stevens
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Billys got his beer goggles on - neal mccoy
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There's a band called Anal C*nt and they have some of the funniest song titles I have ever heard:

You Look Divorced

I Got Athlete's Foot Showering At Mike's

You Trendy F*cking P*ssy

Howard Walkens Bald

I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth

Van Full Of Retards

They are totally ridiculous and not to be taken seriously AT ALL.
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"I wanna f*ck a dog in the a55" by Blink182
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not drowning, waving! and violent moodswings lol

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Pork & Beans by Weezer.
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Pretty much every song by The Cast Pattern and See You Next Tuesday make me chuckle.

My favorites:

The Cast Pattern:

"Yeti, You Abomination"

"She's Not Pregnant, She's Just Fat"

"Paraplegic Fist Fight"

See You Next Tuesday:

"Just Out of Curiosity, Are Your Parents Siblings?"

"Before I Die, I'm Gonna F*ck Me a Fish"

"Good Christians Don't Get Jiggy With It 'Til After Marriage"

ps. seeing "Hooker With a p***s" always makes me laugh too.
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Pocket Jokers I can't say this one it in risk of a violation, but here is the link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NjThjinD...

Primus- My Name Name is Mud

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYGmX85sB...
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Pink Floyd has had some great ones...

"Careful with that axe, Eugene" is a favorite :-) (plus I have a good friend named Gene - lol - it's always good to know some songs with your friends' names in the titles!

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Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too by Say Anything

good song
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Boogie with Stue- Led Zepplin

Octopus Corner- Beatels

Mr. Bojangles
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probably "Your p***y's glued to a building on fire" by John Frusciante (the guitarist from RHCP)
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park park wherever u are.....
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lol i remember an old country song my granddad used to play

''ma! git the hammer thares a fly on papas head!"

but i think i used to love her by guns n roses is a funny song....title not funny though.
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Hollaback Boy by Cobra Starship

and

Is It Progression If A Cannibal Uses A Fork? by Chiodos
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