Whats the funniest thing you've read in the filth on the back of a lorry/van?

Question

I once saw - More drops than santa - on the back of a UPS van.

Answer 1

"This van used to be white" or "Honk if your Horny"

Answer 2

Nothing to do with dirt or planting spuds, it was a riddle

Q. What's the difference between virginity and a balloon?

A. Nothing. One pick and it's gone!

Answer 3

As per brutal;

'I wish my wife was this dirty'

but someone had written underneath;

'She is, you dozy b*****d'!

Answer 4

"you were conceived here"

Answer 5

"Cleaned by the NHS"

Answer 6

Actually, I AM the Stig! (one for all topgear fans there!), or,

Your skid ends here!, or, (an X marking the spot) Airbag testing area!

Answer 7

Someone's phone number with "I'm as dirty as this van" underneath.

Answer 8

"Slap My Top!"

you'll only get this if you are around in the early hours of the morning and listen to Alex Lester on Radio 2!

Answer 9

My Driver is Just as Dirty!!!!!......  

As seen on White Van (If I can call it that?!).....  Stoke-on-Trent area, UK!!!

Some lovely graphics seen also, but really need to be seen!!!!!

Answer 10

"Quiet please - driver on phone"

Answer 11

Lonely and Horny.

Show Me Your ****.

Answer 12

'i wish my wife was this dirty'

Answer 13

"I f*cked Your mum".

Answer 14

Do you like my rear end? back off its mine.

Answer 15

please pass quietly asylum seekers sleeping inside,at the someone has scrawled CAUTION! sudden tea breaks on the back of my trailer,  

Answer 16

"Also available in white"