Whats the funniest thing you could say to the whole world about someone?

Question

i have a supermega(something to say to the whole world) but i dont know what to say, it should be addressed to a girl named amy. i need something entertaining or funny a real good one can anyone help?

Answer 1

Amy is the queen--of dorks, of weinies, of nerds? Amy gave me a great virus when she gave me her e-mail.

I am not sure if you wanted to be funny, mean, in love etc.

Answer 2

Tell her my knock, knock joke.