Whats the funniest thing you ever said to someone at work?

Question

I work at a call center and this one woman called in about her bill and she had order like $1,000 worth of stuff and said she couldnt afford to pay her bill. I apologized and told her that it was her decision to order the items she ordered and that there is nothing that I could do since they are non-refundable items ... the woman started crying and it was my first day out on the call floor and I didn't know what to do so I said "maam maybe you shouldnt do that when your on your cell phone ... you might get electricuted" ... everyone busted out laughing ...

Answer 1

I suppose it would be either when someone comes up and says "I have a stupid question" and I say.

"great, I have lots of stupid answers!"

The other is when a buddy of mine was talking about something that happened at his bachelor party. They were at a local strip club and some guy who had been drinking came up to him and poked him in the eye with his fingers.

He said, "who would do something like that?"

and I said "Moe Howard".

Answer 2

This woman needed to try on this red underwear and i said

"the color`ll definitely match you"

Nobody really tries on underwears and i always try and praise before they try it on so ..

Answer 3

Most people would have been more sympathetic..

Answer 4

uh,, not that funny.. but i guess it's ok. .. :)

Answer 5

'Are you hot?'...

'ya,I'm hot..but sometimes I can be cold'

Answer 6

IM REAL BIG ON GOO COMEBACKS WHEN PEOPLE ASK STUPID QUESTIONS.. I USED TO WORK AT ACADEMY AND WE HAD VERY DEFINED UNIFORMS, WITH BIG NAME TAGS, AND I WAS WALKING FROM THE RESTROOM AND THIS LADY SAID.. MAM... DO YOU WORK HERE? I LOOKED AT MY NAME TAG... AND WAS LIKE NO I BEAT UP SOMEONE IN THE RESTROOM AND STOLE THEIR UNIFORM BECAUSE I LIKED IT SO MUCH.... SHE JUST GAVE ME A WEIRD LOOK... AND WALKED OFF... HAHA