Whats the funniest thing you have ever read in a public toilet?

Question

Mine is On a mens toliet above the urinals - Stop reading the walls for jokes, the joke is in your hand! made me crack up

Answer 1

On a heavily-scribbled cubicle door: "This door will shortly be available in paperback."

Answer 2

ORGANIC FERTILIZER CO.

we need donations

Answer 3

Last night I screwed your mother!

Underneath someone wrote:-

Shut up, Dad.

Answer 4

Slip and fall carefully

Pay for if everything is breaking

(bad english - but funny)

Angel_U

Answer 5

For a good time, Call me 5555 1234

Mike Oxlong

If you can pee from behind this line,  and not miss, call me, 555-2468

WE aim to keep this place clean, if you aim that will help too

Answer 6

In a bar bathroom:

Free peanuts/Free corn

(yuck!)

Answer 7

I can see up your nostrils.