Whats the funniest thing your kiddy said to you?

Question

my little boy and i were in the supermarket when he reaches out from the trolly and grabs my b*****s and shouted at the top of his voice I GOT YOUR BOOBIEStotally embarrasing but funny

Answer 1

Hah. I was in the waiting room at the dentists with a bunch of older parents and my son looks around and screams "Look at that WHITE LADY'S BUTT!"

He was referring to how flat it was...oh, I could have died.

Answer 2

hahaha..i dont have a kid..but this is very funny and embarasing..im going to give you a star.

Answer 3

my daughter is 14 months and im trying to wean her, lately she will point to my b*****s and and say "baby baby" and look me in the eyes and say "uh uh" lol she cant say no no yet so thats close enough its too funny

Answer 4

When Kylie was 5 we asked her what she wanted to be when she was older she smiled and looked up at us and said 'Mummy i want to be a nurse' we said 'thats wonderful' she then turned to her dad and said 'Daddy when your older will you be a MAN' still makes us laugh now ..kids sure know the truth !

Answer 5

Well were in the living room with about four or five guest, and I was holding my stomach. I guess she saw me and goes mommy what's wrong, do you have the bubbly guts....LOL

Talk about a shocker, it was funny though.

Answer 6

I was sitting in church with my 4 year old she kept digging in my purse for something to do. She asked "Mommy why do you carry around all those coupons?"  In a hushed voice I told her there were no coupons in my purse.  "She kept arguing the subject and I kept telling her "SHHH, there aren't any coupons, I don't know what your talking about" Finally she reached in my purse and pulled out a handfull of TAMPONS, waived them around and said "SEE I TOLD YOU, LOOK AT ALL THESE!"

Answer 7

My eldest daughter had my father in stitches a few years ago when she asked if a white person and a black person had a baby would it look like a dalmation.

She also embarassed my wife once out shopping, she had seen a tv show the day before with a tranvestite on it and happened to see an old lady wearing a scary amount of make-up and said in a loud voice 'hey mumy, look at that man dressed like a lady!'

Answer 8

Lol its not about my child but my little sister.

I was taking her to school and i noticed she had a hole in the front of her school trousers so when we got to school, the teacher gave her some more trousers and when we was walking home... my little brother asked why she had different trousers on and she says "BECAUSE I HAD A HOLE IN MY TROUSERS NEAR MY p***s!!!!" Lol i found it so funny, my sister didnt though.

My mum told me about the time when i was little and there was this african man walking down the street and i shouted "LOOK MUM, THERES A BLACK MAN!" I had a thing for black dollys, i always wanted oe so i was well chuffed when i saw a real person.

Answer 9

I was driving, and my son piped up from the back seat, "So, Mama, how old were you when you grew those b***s?"

Answer 10

I was in wal-mart with my 2.5 year old son. we were in the checkout line waiting our turn when he stuck his arm down my shirt, grabs a breast and says "ooooh mama" in a really goofy voice and then laughs. I tried not to look at the grandmother-aged lady standing in line behind us watching all this go on....