Whats the funniest thing your toddler's ever done?

Question

My son was that age back when teeage mutant ninja turtles cartoons on TV were very big. One day we were walking across a parking lot when we came to one of those storm drains with a grate covering. He stopped in front of it, peered down inside and started shouting Micelangelo! Donatello! Rafael! at the top of his lungs. I had to lean on the nearest car I was lauphing so hard!

Answer 1

well i would have to say that it would be the time that was playing outside and she looked up and saw a plane and well i told her it was not a plane and she said yes it is well about that time it was a swooping bird and it swooped next to her head well she screamed and well till this day when she see's a plane in the air she hollors mom watch out for that plane they are mean and she did it oneday in public and this woman was like why did you scare her to think planes are mean i could not help that day as she did use a bad word but i would not repeat it on here

Answer 2

Well my little brother who is almost young enough (two and a half) to be my son once shouted out 'F*ckface!' at the top of his lungs at a smelt fry, my sister had taught him that and it was so funny!

Answer 3

My husband started teaching my daughter to fight when she was about 1. He was trying to teach her that when you have someone on the ground you can grab their hair and go to kicking them in the face/head. She was about 18 months, he was lying on the floor and she walked up to him and just went to town on him. She did it exactly how he showed her. She did it for a good 5 mins. I laughed my head off.

Answer 4

When my mum changes my 2 1/2 year old brothers diaper and he's pooped she says "stinky!", and he'll say it back. One day they were in Wal-Mart and they went into a stall that a woman had just come out of and my brother starts saying "stinky! stinky!"

Answer 5

He turned the laundry basket upside down, got up on top of it, took the long part of the vacuum cleaner hose in one hand and started singing.