Whats the funniest thing youve ever heard a toddler say?

Question

just for fun

Answer 1

My son, who just turned 2, likes to associate objects with us.  So, necklaces are mommy beads, SUVs are papa trucks, etc. A while back we were at a restaurant and my son was playing with the drink menu.  He saw some pictures of beer and said "Daddy water!"

Answer 2

my little  cousin asked her mom how babys were babys made. She was very little so the mom tried to say it delicately. THE mom said "well the daddy gives the mommy a seed and it grows into a baby" and the little girl said "can daddy give me a seed".

Answer 3

well my nephews sure have said alot

i have a fast mouth

i have fast teeth

i hate that stupid old pick up truck no you let me drive

(from taylor swift's song picture to burn)

Answer 4

My 3-year old calls b***s (belly's with buttons) and I am pregnant and she is very curious about the baby and she came to me one morning and said that the baby would grow legs and walk right out my mouth! LOL She says its the only way it can get out...Litlle kids are so funny with the way they think

Answer 5

lol @ "daddy's water" thats just too good!

its awful to hear a 2 yr old say such a thing, but just the fact that he used it correctly, i couldnt really help but laugh.

this was a little over a year ago..

my son and i were driving home from the mall one day, and i asked if he wanted McDonalds, meanwhile i guess McDonalds was getting its delivery and a huge semi was in the parking lot.. well he responds with "yea, but the F**king trucks in the way!"

Answer 6

too many to count. Recently, my 3 year old son was swimming in a public pool and saw an OLD LADY with WHITE HAIR. This confused him and he kept pointing at her saying she has white hair and saying she had SOAP on her head. He wondered why she had soap left on her head. He talked about it all night saying he saw lady with white hair even telling his mom-mom and pop-pop. Fascinated him. :)

Also, he points to men with bald head and says "where's his hair?" The men usually hear my son say that about them and smile.

Answer 7

The child I work with(I'm a nanny), is ready to be 4(even though her birthday isn't until October. As most parents know, toddlers sizes are in low numbers; 2T, 3T,4T... etc and usually coincide with age. The little girl, although 3, started to wear size 4 clothes, including her shoes. She was so proud to be in size 4T, that she told everyone she met

One day we were at a store(the children, the mother and I) and a woman walked past and commented on how nice her shoes were, to which the little one replied, "thank you, they're size 4, and mommy wears size 42(since her mother is 42 years old)."

Answer 8

When I asked my 22 month old daughter if she wanted a brother or sister... she said, " I want a CAT!"

She also calls pads and pantiliners, " Mommy's wittle diapers".

Answer 9

We are a NZ family living in Fiji.  The other night my three year old was lying in my bed falling asleep, the out of NOWHERE he goes "oh my gosh Mummy, I feel like going to China"

Answer 10

when we told my then 4 year old that we were pregnant he said "does jade (my bf) have a baby in his belly too??

we still laugh about that one

kinda funny one is

why doesnt jaden (his baby brother now 3 months) have to clean his room too!

ohh and when he was two he said i want my *uck when he meant to say truck that was funny

Answer 11

My son and I were at my Mom's not too long ago (he's three), and he was getting wet in the sprinklers and got all soaked. Well after taking off his clothes, before he came inside for dinner, I told him if he needed to pee, to just do it on the grass. He turned around and tried to pee, and then he turned to me and said, "But it don't work mommy...I can't go"..LOL

I've tried to get him to say the work "Truck". Well he doesn't pronounce the letter "T" very well and it comes out with the sound of "F" in front of the word. Well, while on the road, if he sees a truck, he'll say, "look mommy...a big blue UCK"...saying it with the F in front of it. I would have to hold in my laughter and announciate the T with him. Finally he's starting to announciate the T sound with the word Truck. LOL It was just funny! I was careful and not letting him know he was saying something bad. I have to pat myself on the back because I did a good job in that. Now he doesn't say that any more. Thank goodness! :-) ROTFL....

Answer 12

i had my nephews at the store and we were at the checkout in line there was a 20 something couple in front of us with a wiffle ball set and some condoms(that he did not see bc the guy was trying to be sly so the girl owuld not notice). anyway my nephew was talking to them a little and told the guy "I hope you score" we all busted out laughing we just could not help it.

Answer 13

This morning, my 15 month old was being super-wiggly while I changed his diaper.  So when I finished, I said, in relief, "all done!"  And he answered by saying (for the first time): "good job!"