Whats the long annoying way to ask for water at starbucks?

Question

its a long order of coffee, that when they put it in the computer it turns out to just be water and they sigh

Answer 1

May I have a tall, light, low fat, skimmed water?   Or

May I have a bottle of 2 hydrogen and 1 oxygen molecules.

Answer 2

Hello there i would like to order a cup of iced coffee with no coffee to go please.  

Answer 3

Hi, Can I Please Get A Mucho Large  Cold Water With No Ice And A Flat Lid, Not The One That Is Sort Of Bubble Shaped!

Thank You :]

Answer 4

Iced Americano no shots.

Answer 5

okay, baristas arnt stupid... dumb ***

Answer 6

Tell them you are unsure of what you want to order. Ask about 5 or 6 different drinks and variations of them. Then ask just for a venti ice water with extra ice and a dome lid with ice to the top. Also you want the water to not go above the lid line.  

Answer 7

Yes, hi I would like a cup of cool nitrogen and oxygen atoms together along with 3 frozen nuggets of nitrogen and oxygen with a bendy straw to go please.