Whats the wierdest or funniest thing you heard from someone or heard someone say?

Question

i was always a tall child for my age so i complained to my garndma that i didnt like bieng the tallest in my class

and that all the cute boys were always shorter than me

and she told me to put a pan filled with something to make it heavy and put it on my head, and my brother told me to hang on to my insides...lol

but now everyones my hight and im no longer the tallest in my class!

Answer 1

i just heard a weird story about a gilr whos granma lied to her in order that she feel better about her height!..

lol..jk.

ok ok i have one...

once when i was like 7 or 8 my dumb-funny brother (who was 9 at the time) grabbed my ponytail and squeezed it real real hard and asked if i could feel it!!...

hehehee..dat was goofy.

Answer 2

a man and his wife were in bed ,when another man broke in

he raped the woman dry cracked the man stole all of their money and all of her jewelry beat the man half to death ,then left .all this time the man was laughing ,his wife said after all this why are you laughing  and he said:he didn't get my chewing tobacco