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Question

on the streeet in oz today?

any rampant kola bear reports ?

Answer 1

No koalas and no bears either.

They're all having the the week end off.

Answer 2

havent heard anything about the koala's mate...however the drop bears have been having a ball with all the tourists......

Answer 3

You are right.  The koalas and wombats went wild today.  It was horrible.  I think I am the only survivor....

Answer 4

Yep, and the crocodiles are causeing a bit of a ruckass.

First: KOALA

2nd: They are not bears

3rd: Do you really think that us Australians ride to work on the back of kangaroos and fight crocs everyday like Steve Irwin?? Or are you just bored??

4th: Its Aus, not Oz. Oz is the Magical city where Dorothy went with the scarecrow, the tin man and the lion.

Answer 5

Well I did see a few koalas chasing a blue eyed cat,  they caught him and swung him from their tree. now Joey the boxing kangaroo is using him as a punching bag. So  looks like the koalas are in for a good afternoon of entertainment.

Answer 6

Oh the koalas aren't a problem.  It's the drop bears you have to watch out for.

Answer 7

I think they were scared away by all the Kangaroo's jumping down all the main streets. We've had to lock all the windows and doors, they're everywhere!! The poor Koala's... they have it tough sometimes.

(Incase you have no idea about Australian humour- this and the above comments are very sarcastic. It's hilarious how little people know about our country and what goes on down here...)

Answer 8

Up here in North Queensland they have been particularly bad today.  One jumped from a tree while I was driving my car and landed on the road behind me.  It was trying to attack me.  Luckily I was in the car and used some evasive driving manoeuvres and escaped.  Those koalas can run pretty fast when angry you know.

Answer 9

Wake up..........and they are not bears.