Whats this new coating .......i was told about.....?

Question

By a friend of mine on friday in the pub(as he knows i enjoy cooking)....its called f***y batter....is it any good...are you able to coat most things with ...e.g fish or the odd saugage(can it be used for yorkshire pudding ?.

Are you able to buy it ready made or do you make yourself....if so how ?

Answer 1

Not funny, not clever, and don't try to tell ME that you didn't already know full well what it is anyway - and if you didn't know, you've just been told.

I looked at your other questions and found exactly what I was expecting - especially the Ann Summers one..............

You're just extracting the michael.

Answer 2

You've been scammed. Don't feel bad. It was new to me as well. The "fish" and the "odd sausage" were sexual references as well.

1. f***y-batter

vaginal secretions prduced when a woman becomes sexually aroused...

i'm tellin ye man, she was wantin it bad - f***y-batter was flyin all over the room!!

Answer 3

It does not exist.

Either your Friend or yourself are taking the P*ss.

Grow up!!!

Can't blame kids for having fun - but you know it's silly.

Play some games on line or if you DO like cooking then look up Batter recipies.

Enjoy your Summer Holiday from School. (Though seems like you'r bored already)

Answer 4

f***y Batter is a Derivative of a Fabled Old Trollop that ran a Fish and Chip shop.

The Owner of such Store went by the name of "f***y Batter and her Fishy Pie Shop".

Her Sister, inspired by her success. . (this is late Victorian Times remember, where such names were Deemed Innocent), opened up a Pie Shop.

"Mrs Meaty Pie Shop". Her Husband tried a similar venture,

"Cheesy Sticky Wicket Gobble Tuck In", alas, being situated outside a Boys School, somehow didn't catch on. Though he found some success in a Swiss Cheese/f***y Endorsed  Skiing Venture, harmlessly entitled "Piste Flaps".

remarkable stories, and thanks for bringing this to the fore.