its long... but here it goes,
ok me mikey max and mitch and mikeys cousin were hangin out at mitches house and we came up with the idea of getting wasted, so we snuck out some hard liqour from mitches house and went to the this picnic table and started drinking, me mitch and mikey were the ones drinking, max and mikeys cousin were the supervisors, so we keep drinking, shot after shot, im around 15 and mikey hit 20 so they start to take away the drinks, so me mitch and mikey spaz out, i run the the park and start crawling around at 3 in the morning screaming out some girls name, mikey is throwing up in the woods, and mitch is singing a song... so after a while i start to scream out nicole ridenkirch's name and screaming it sexually, so i take off my pants, and throw my shoes in to the woods, so im at a family park screaming s*x noises, with my pants off and shoes, well after a while max calls nicole to come pick us up, so she does,i dont remember this part but she told me this, but when she got there, theres not enough room in the car so they drag me to the trunk and throw me in, well when we get to mitches i crawl out, and crawl on all fours to mitches door, when i get there im still on all fours, and im pounding on the door, mitches mom gets the door, and this is like 6 in the morning, she helps me in and she said she thought i had a seizure, well then mikey starts to thrown up all over her carpet, and couch, she then calls my mom, and by the time she got there, im passed out... there all scared and they thought i was dead... well the next morning, i see barf all over the house from mikey and me... and mitches mom is like laughing about it... i walk home in boxers and pink flip flops, and i throw up twice on the way home, when i got home my mom just gave me a lecture, nothing big tho... i still cant find my shoes or pants, and i really liked those pants, they were my favorite... yea it was the most awesome night ever....
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