Whats wrong with my computer? Help plz

Question

when i started my computer up something went bang inside it, a loud explosion,

and there was all smoke pouring out the back of it. with sparks flying out everywhere

so i gave it a good kick and tried to mend it with hammer and chisel.

now it looks like its been hit by a bus

how can i get it back to normal?

Answer 1

Its probably just shocked at seeing your face. Don't worry, I have this effect on most mirrors. U will get over it soon enough.

Answer 2

Pick up laptop >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> THROW >>>>>>>>>>BIN

Answer 3

your only hope is to tie it to the end of a fishing rod, and let it into water for exactly 2:33 minutes...

Answer 4

WOW! Don't turn it on anymore, can be dangerous. Bring it to the technicians.

Answer 5

Sounds like it went to computer heaven, so sorry for your loss. Start saving your money and get a new one should take a few years.  

Answer 6

Put it through the mincer, this will straighten out the inside and re-arrange the wires back in alphetical order. Then hose it down. Try it weekly it'll be like having a new p.c every week!

Answer 7

Throw it from the window and phone your insurance company up, claim dwarves beat you up and trashed your stuff.

Answer 8

Are you serious?

Well....it sounded at first like you might have had a blown capacitor but now I think that perhaps you might try donating it to Goodwill.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Answer 9

What's wrong - it blew up.

Why because you're abusing it with a kick, hammer & chisel

What to do : save for a new computer

How to treat it : carefully electronics are delicate treat it with as much care as your balls!

Answer 10

when you boot your pc it doesnt mean kick it  

Answer 11

First thing, change the casing then replace all the defective hardware.