Whats your favorite funny line from a movie or book?

Question

Your Gun is digging into my hips!! ahehe- Ace Ventura Pet Dectective

I need you i want you oh baby oh baby- 10 things i hate about you.

List yours

Hot chocolate or Coffee on cold winter nights.

Answer 1

I have had a great evening, but it wasn't tonight - groucho marks, but im not sure which movie

Answer 2

1.  "Do you think he wants some cheese?" from "Arthur".

2.  "Badges, we don't need no stinkin badges."  Can't remember movie.

Answer 3

all we are saying is give peace a chance...john lennon

hot chocolate

Answer 4

"There's something on the wing.....some...thing.." -ace ventura, when nature calls

"can you trouble me for a warm glass of milk...it helps put me to sleep"......"you can trouble me for a warm glass of 'shut the h**l up', now you will go to sleep or i will put you to sleep.  check out the name tag...youre in my world now, grandma". ---- happy gilmore    omg sooooo funny

Answer 5

The 40 year old virgin-

'I like it when ya just grab a womans' breast... and it just feels like a ... a bag-a sand...'

Answer 6

Old Creepy man whispers into Ace Venturas ear: "Ventuuurrrraaaa"

Ace Ventura looks into the sky: "Yes Satan," then turns around "Oh! sorry Sir, you sounded like somebody I know."

and another, in ace ventura nature calls:

Bald, spectacled man frowns at Ace: "You must be Ace Ventura"

Ace: "Ah, yes, you're right. And you must be the man from monopoly"

Answer 7

Well it's from a movie called "I Robot" 2004

Detective Del Spooner - [sneezes] I'm sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit

Answer 8

Larval and Hardy " this is another fine  mess you got me into "

Answer 9

Hot Chocolate

"Stop looking at me swwwwwwwwwwwan!!"-Billy Madison

Answer 10

AND THEN ............................ - Dude where is my car

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Hot chocolate is good ............but nothing like coffee on cold winter nights  

Answer 11

Sharpay: So Troy, when's the big game? (Sharpay's phone rings)

Troy: Yesterday.

(Short pause; Sharpay reads the text message.)

Sharpay: Well, good luck! Toodles!

lolz... so crazy!

Answer 12

It's a horse Tayto, a horse'.....movie: Into The West

emmmm....hot chocolate for wintery nights i think......:)

Answer 13

holy schnike from tommy boy

i am serious and dont all me shirley from airplane

Answer 14

I dunno if this is from a moive, but either way I heard it somewhere

"Excuse me would you like to dance?"

"no"

"Oh I'm sorry you must of misheard me I said you look fat in those pants"

lol cracks me up!

oh and "why does everything I whip leave me?" -Simpsons movie

hot chocolate :)

Answer 15

Hot Chocolate

Keviiiiiiinnnnnnnnnn !!!!!!

hey  there`s nothing wrong with Home Alone

Answer 16

"No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor b*****d will see them soon enough" - Raoul Duke, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas  

Answer 17

"to know death you must first f**k life in the gull bladder" or

"EVERY LINE from fear and loathing in las vegas"

Answer 18

please dont eat me i have wife and  kids EAT THEM -homer simpsons

ahhahahahahahahahah

best answer plzzzzzzzzz

Answer 19

Ten bucks little man put that "shiznat" in my hand. Jay and silent bob

Answer 20

Haven't you heard, I'm a crazy ***** around here - Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl