Whats your favorite quote....?

Question

mine is:

" Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee One day the elf could take no more so he went to bang on the rude dwarf's door & what do you know, they suddenly both were married."

yessir.

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Answer 1

What if's: I would be a millionaire if i know what if.

Someone

Answer 2

"It wasn't always easy but I sure had fun"

Answer 3

i am that guy that put you as a contact to answer yer question

:)

Answer 4

"What the h**l was that?"   -  The mayor of Hiroshima

Answer 5

it is better to keep you mouth shut and look like a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt.

~mark twain

Answer 6

You can get glad in the same britches you got mad in

My aunt

Answer 7

Here is my favorite of all time, a little long but well worth the read.

Desiderata

Go placidly amid the noise and the haste,

and remember what peace there may be in silence.

As far as possible, without surrender,

be on good terms with all persons.

Speak your truth quietly and clearly;

and listen to others,

even to the dull and the ignorant;

they too have their story.

Avoid loud and aggressive persons;

they are vexatious to the spirit.

If you compare yourself with others,

you may become vain or bitter,

for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.

Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.

Keep interested in your own career, however humble;

it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.

Exercise caution in your business affairs,

for the world is full of trickery.

But let this not blind you to what virtue there is;

many persons strive for high ideals,

and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection.

Neither be cynical about love,

for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment,

it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years,

gracefully surrendering the things of youth.

Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune.

But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings.

Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.

Beyond a wholesome discipline,

be gentle with yourself.

You are a child of the universe

no less than the trees and the stars;

you have a right to be here.

And whether or not it is clear to you,

no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God,

whatever you conceive Him to be.

And whatever your labors and aspirations,

in the noisy confusion of life,

keep peace in your soul.

With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,

it is still a beautiful world.

Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.

Max Ehrmann, 1921

Answer 8

My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60 now she's 97 and we have no idea where she is

Answer 9

mine is "millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy sunday afternoon."