Whats your favorite saying or a short joke?

Question

Whats your favorite saying or a short joke?

Answer 1

Goodnight Everybody!

From Yakko Warner

Answer 2

...what did the 5 fingers say to the face...?

SLAPPPPP!!!.....

Answer 3

Silence is Golden,you know the thing they say at the AMC first look and stuff.

Answer 4

my favourite saying r...

reach for the stars coz if u fall u land on a cloud

having money isn't everything, not having it is

u r unique, jst like everyone else

=]

Answer 5

i'd do backflips

but i'm way too cool

Answer 6

A baby is God's opinion, that the world should go on!  - Carl Sandburg -

This quote was in one of my grandma's son's baby books from 1930's, I have always loved it, and even have put it on our checks!

Answer 7

what do you call chesse thats not yours.....................na-cho cheese

Answer 8

like if someone says something ridiculous, or something that i dont agree with I roll my eyes and make a lil f**t sound with my mouth, as if to say thats a buncha' bull.