Whats your favourite quote...?

Question

Here's some of my favourites

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come

Answer 1

when you know better- you do better

Answer 2

Success is not based on whether you face tough problems, but on whether you face the same problems year after year.

Answer 3

Here's mine...

A human being should be able to chage a diaper,

plan an invason, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnett, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.

Specialization is for insects.

      

                               Robert Anson Heinlein

Answer 4

"Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come."  -- Chinese proverb

Answer 5

Argue not with dragons, for thou art crunchy and go well with brie.