Whats your favourite way to annoy people?

Question

i know adele, thumbs down for anything these days.

Answer 1

yahoo answers....

Answer 2

Shave their dog.

Pump raw sewage through their letter box.

I suppose the usual way, hide in the bushes outside their house and steal their milk deliveries.

Answer 3

Remind them all of how brash and cocky they all were before their team got ripped apart and beaten 4-2 on their own patch works for me.

Answer 4

Go on the English section and slag off Liverpool, they can't seem to take a joke.

Answer 5

Ask for prayers for someone who is very very ill and to see that the old firm game is more important?

sorry scotsair....I know you are with me on this xx

Answer 6

SARCASM.works a treat

Answer 7

mr oracle...gis a jobe ,i can do that go on gis a jobe...please mr oracle..i will buff your bentley for you...

Answer 8

Answer the question before they have finished asking it.

Answer 9

poke them on the shoulder whilst saying their name repeatedly.

Answer 10

***** off loser!

Did it work?

IT WORKED!!!!

Answer 11

lift 3 points at the piggery.

that does it fine..

Answer 12

by asking silly questions and giving stupid answers.by the way scotsair,any resemblances to yourself and adele in my question regarding cheating are purely coincidental.

Answer 13

I sack people to annoy them. Today I sacked two Rangers supporters in the office for coming in 15 minutes EARLY. That is something they never do and I saw this as an inflammatory gesture towards the Celtic fans in here. They were just in to gloat. Should I reinstate them?

Struthie you can have a job with my company any day mate and I don't drive a Bentley, I have an Aston Martin DB7 and a Land Rover. You are too good a pal to buff those cars, I'll just keep Billy the Buffer at the car pool. I am sure there is something you could do though, any experience in pipeline design or you could do Malks's job but your liver will be really damaged. Hahahaha!!!!

Answer 14

Have s*x with their wife. I find most men do not take kindly to this whatsoever lol

Answer 15

repeat every thing they just said but changing the 1st letter of every word to a B

thats what i do to my girlfriend its great

Answer 16

Act like im their director in a crapy comercial.

Answer 17

I just love winding up any Rangers fans