Whats your funniest line? ?

Question

that you use, it can be a pick up line or a saying, or even a joke. anything really... :]

Answer 1

Sometimes when I am bored, I take several automatic weapons to the mall & shoot as many shoppers as I can before the S.W.A.T. team arrives. Before I leave, I spray paint a wall with -

"This is me in a GOOD mood."

The S.W.A.T. team boys always get a big laugh out of it.

Answer 2

the one I use a lot is when someone is not paying attention and nearly runs into you in a hall way or grocery store aisle is

"gee, I hope you don't drive like that"

cheers

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Answer 3

Enough about me lets talk about you, so

How do you Like me so Far

Answer 4

pop a squat.....