Whats your most embarrassing moment?

Question

Whats your most embarrassing moment?

Answer 1

I`ve a `Little Prince`. Her name is Lily. She is now 7 months plus. On the bus, she is a cutey. That`s alright.

She likes very colourful clothes. Red, blue, green......

She saw a girl with brown skirt. At first, she touched it. Then she pulled it.

She made people around us laughed.

And she laughed, too.

As a father, I felt very embarrassed!

Answer 2

My fiance and I were going to college. He lived with five other guys, but at any given time there would be one or two random guys that would stay there for the week. In order to see each other I would have to come over in the early morning between our two jobs and classes. It was that, or we couldn't see each other during the week. He started sleeping out on the couch because his roommate that shared a room with him started a graveyard shift and needed his sleep. One morning, before the sun came up, I had just let myself in to his apartment, and saw that his alarm clock was by the couch so that he wouldn't sleep through class. He hadn't been expecting me so I carefully walked through the pitch black apartment trying not to trip over anything. I wanted to surprise him with a wake up kiss, so I knelt down and started to kiss him. It was turning quite passionate when all of the sudden he went completely rigid. I sat up to see what was wrong and it wasn't my fiance at all. It was some random guy who had just happened to stay overnight. I thought I was going to die! All I could pathetically say was, "Sorry, I thought you were my fiance." His reply? Well, after he stopped laughing and could finally take a breath said "It's all good."  

Answer 3

In the student union building of my "alma matter" college, I feel asleep on the couch once, with my pants unbottoned and my fly unziped.  They were loose pants so I thought I was fine, however I was also wearing boxers with an "exit slit" in the front.  As you know when guys fall asleep they get massive hard-ons.  It was on a sunday so there was no one there, however, when I woke up, my jacket was covering my hip area and I was like "what the h**l...."

However, as I walked to the information desk, the girl who worked there looked at me and giggled.  The next day after that, all the girls there looked at me really strangely.  They gave me like, the weirdest looks.  One of them, a blonde girl, looked at me like she was eyeing a piece of meat.

I then realized, that while I was asleep my "personal organ" was exposed for the world to see in all its erect glory.  By the way I'm 6 inches around (and 6 inches long); that is probably the reason why the girls giggled however it was STILL pretty embarassing.  Let me tell you, they WERE suspiciously nice to me after that night, all the girls who worked at that desk.  One of them who was being a b*tch to me, would not even look me in the eye anymore.  What was her reason, I will never know but she DID stop being a female dog.

By the way, it may seem like a good thing from a guy's perspective but trust me it isn't; some girl's, ah, personal organs are actually a little too small for me.  Its part of the reason I need real women, and why I have tended to be with women older than me.  Hey, I know babies come out of there but....

Sorry for the graphic nature; I did not intend it that way its just that, well, that is my most embarassing moment.  There was another one in which I crapped my pants but that is too gross to get into details and besides, it happens to everybody at some point, second, amazingly no one found out.  And its way, way too gross to talk about.

Hope my sitatuion makes you feel better!  Because realizing what had happened, in spite of my, ah, "gift," was still pretty damned embarassing.

Answer 4

i don't know that you wanna know but now that you asked. i walked into the bedroom with my fiance(when she was just my gf) with a condom on butt naked because i thought she wanted s*x and she turned me down. lol.