Whats your rush.........?

Question

Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins"

"That’s funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'the three musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets"

The third man shouted, "GOOD GRIEF,.......... I have to rush home!"

When they asked him what the problem was, he exclaimed, " When I left the house, MY wife was reading Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves"!!!

Answer 1

Wow, no comments on this one?  It must have been a slow Wednesday on Y!A in the states yesterday.  

Cute joke  : )

Hmm...looks like I have a lot of punctuation.  Also looks like I spelt Hmm...wrong which is strange since I copied it exactly like the box on my right had it.