Whats your techinique for avoiding talking to the chuggers?

Question

Chugger = Charity + Mugger. Stand strategicaly on the high street wearing a brightly coloured bib and rob you of spare time, bank details etc

Answer 1

Walk straight at them with a glazed expression.

Answer 2

Hang a sign around your neck saying no chuggers!

Answer 3

Chuggers?  Gotta be a Brit thing - please do tell more.

[added] Oh.  I walk right past them.  Sometimes I also say, "Not today, please."

Answer 4

I talk bollocks.  It's not difficult.

Answer 5

I'd love to know your train (TRAIN... get it....) of thought that made you post a question that has nothing to do with trains in the RAIL section - but in answer to it, I just tell them to go forth and have s*x, though not in so many words ! ! !

Answer 6

Cross the road, or put my mobile to my ear

But, if one of these people does get me to stop, just say "I don't have my debit card on me" or "My bank account has been suspended".

Always works for me and I'm on my way within 30seconds

Answer 7

pardon my ignorance, but what on earth is a "chugger"?

Answer 8

I see.

When I saw the question, I thought "chug," as in chug, chug ,chug, choooo  choooo, on account of the rail category thing.........

But, you can handle them the same way as if someone is staring at you on the train, in a restaurant, or whatever.  The best thing to do is reach up and start picking your nose.

Works every time..................

Answer 9

I always thought chugging was drinking beer down in one.

Answer 10

The latest question I've had is "Do you pay for your own glasses?", to which I reply "Yes, do you pay for your own teeth?".....

Answer 11

I just say "I don't give autographs in the street contact my agent" that gets them thinking.