What’s the Grab All Association playing at?

Question

They’re only expecting the Cork and Kerry fans to travel up to Croker AGAIN next Sunday. Do they think we’re made of money? What’s wrong with Thurles or Limerick?

It’s just to keep the suits happy in their corporate boxes as they tuck into their prawn sandwiches while boggers like us bring the hang sangwiches and the couple of hundred yoyo’s for the train and match ticket!

Answer 1

its shocking that the gaa keeps all the profits... not a penny goes to the players  

Answer 2

I think you question pretty much sums up why the match is being held in Croker.

The Gaa suits have wet dreams about replays.  You don't think their going to give up the chance to squeeze more money out of the die-hard gaa muck savages of Cork and Kerry?

Answer 3

They just love taking the culchies money, they'd take ours too if we were still in it - but thats another story.

But your right, whats wrong with Tipp or Limerick?  Its crazy.  I asked the very same question to a GAA player I worked with, he said its for the players, the thrill of playing in Croker.  But then again, he was from Roscommon, so it probably would have been a thrill for him.

I should add as a Dub I made the fatal error of going to West Cork the day after Dublin got hammered, heres some of what I had to put up, but I did laugh!!

What do you say to a dub on All Ireland Final Day? Two hotdogs please  

What's the difference between a Dublin GAA jersey and a school uniform?? You can see school uniforms in September.

How do you get rich in Dublin?? Save for the All-Ireland !!

What Dublin's national anthem? What's another year!  

What do you call a Dublin man with an all Ireland medal? An antique dealer

  Oxo are releasing a new type of cube in recognition of the Dublin footballers season. Its called 'Laughing Stock'

Answer 4

It could have been worse though to be honest. at least when you travel up to Croker next sunday you will get your moneys worth with the cork kerry match and then the tyrone Wexford match...so it wud b worth it to go to Croker to see the semi-finals