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When I get big I want to be like Paris Helton, how do I do it?

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I know that she a great humaniparian and give lotsa moneys to cheritys, cares alot for ennbironmet, an wear pretty clotheses.. I have small yapping dog , gaudy jewelery, and a bottle of vodka. What I need else?

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You are on the right track. Keep up the good work and continue to disregard the spell check option!
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a gross face and ugly physique
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Blond extensions.
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You can: be reborn as an aris, care about nothing but yourself, receive little or no education, aquire absolutely no talent, and act happy when a cameras on you even though in reality your life has no meaning. (Keep the grammer that you have now...looks like something Paris would write)

And by the way...Paris only talks about donating, but never helps charities in any way.
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FIRST YOU GO DO A SCHOOL SHOOTING AND KILL YOURSELF AFTER

ALWAYS WORKS

TRUST ME
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just ask her how
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good. now you gotta buy the Stupid Spoiled w***e Video Playset!!
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well you are on the right track seeing that you seem uneducated!! please stay in school and learn first, I dont know why you would want to be like her, but good luck!!
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full frontal lobotomy
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You need to get a labotomy first,then just be the biggest tart you can be.
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'humaniparian' haha.

Nice. I think maybe "gaudy" was too big of a word though.
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Oh, this is an easy one...just act like you write...real dumb!
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lose a few brain cells. no offense, but i dont see why youd want to be like her.
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Don't wear panties, spread your legs for any guy/gal you see, and don't forget to make a s*x video.

Oh and by the way-she is not a humanitarian, and she only started giving money to charity after her prison stint.

You've picked the worst type of role model to lead your life by.
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well keep on being an airhead, not going to school, stop wearing underwear of course Paris dosent! Blond hair! Have s*x with lots of men but only if they have a lot of money! Drink alcohol but not 2 much so they your friends look worse off than you! K!
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fake b***s....why do you want to be like her?
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Your're just fooling with us aren't you, naughtly girl
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Just keep up what you are doing and you will accomplish your goals.

And don't get fake b***s cause last I seen she looked pretty darn flat chested to me. I am not too sure what kind of humanitarian work that she has done and how much of it is true. So I would just concentrate on being a party girl and walk around and say some dumb sh*t!!

Good luck!
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your doing just fine, you even have the smarts!
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A rich Daddy, or rich sugar Daddy. Where did you hear about lots of money to charities? I highly doubt that! Nor humanitarian, either.
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Get a lobotomy., fake b***s and rich, mindless parents who don't care what you do, until it's too late.
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ahahahah !!!

Sure you are better then her
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1. Fake b***s

2. Get stupidr

3. A reality TV show called "The Un-Complex Life"

4. Bleached blonde hair

5. A famous s*x tape

6. Become heiress to a hotel chain
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Lol. You're good so far. Just get some papparazzi, and do some drunk driving.
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make a famous porno and have it released all over the internet.
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You gotta dumb down a bit. You spell too well and punctuation is too good.
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part of your brain has to be sucked out
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A blond wig and massive amounts of estrogen.
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If you want to be famous or as "big" as Paris Hilton you have to get in to acting or singing or modelling! If you don't have any talent for those things then you could get behind the stage producer or director depending on what you like. If you like to write you could be the one writing the script.If the moving get bid enough you are famous. But if you do have the talent for singing,acting and modelling then take some class go to as many auditions then when you are famous STOP. Buy a big house a dog and become really thin and a friend that you can rely on!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You need more vodka, you need to be 80 pounds, you need to have big b***s, you need to club all the time, and you need to learn how to spell, you need to do drugs, you need to release a s*x tape. I doubt you can spell, "Thats hot".

But if you look up to Paris Hilton there isn't a lot of hope for you hun.
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Haha you're joking right? Well you'd have to have a bitchy best friend, a porsche, and a bad album. Then you'd have to "accidently" expose yourself in public, have a s*x tape scandal and be fake. That girl is a joke, no matter which way you look at it. But good luck, it's not like this world has enough fake b*tches in it already, what's one more?
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