When I get to heaven, will me and Jesus be able to finally take a boatride through the underworld...?

Question

... of the ancient Egyptians together, and get to see all of the old ancient Egyptian deities? Maybe like Anubis, or maybe Maat, and She'll be like, "This is your heart! And this is a feather!", and then she'll put them on a scale to weigh them, but Jesus will be like, "He's with me.", and then Maat will be like, "Oh, I'm sorry Jesus, I didn't recognize you without the beard.", and I'll be like, "Yeah, that's right! Now give me back my heart!", and then she'll have to do it.

I can hardly wait! What will heaven be like for you?

Answer 1

like that. minus jesus.  

Answer 2

watch out, here comes the twinkie wagon.

Answer 3

that wont be heaven... not nearly. Christ will not follow you around and cater to you, nor will He acknowledge the idols of egypt which He put to shame oh so long ago. He is the LORD, and His servants will serve Him. when you die you'll stand before Him and look into those eyes of fire which shine like the sun and expose all darkness within you to burn it up. when you stand in the presence of true holiness, you will be forever changed, you'll look into God's eyes and see yourself as He sees you. you will be judged/discerned, you'll finally discover who you are, and who you are in the Body of Christ. that will determine your place in the kingdom.  

Answer 4

Heaven is a halfpipe, if I die before I wake at least in heaven I can skate!

Answer 5

i so totally get you!@

Osiris will be there, and this jesus dude will go its ok dude.And Osiris will be like, hey Man, tis cool. And Horus will come down wondering what the fuss is about, and Isis, cos she follows him like everywhere.

And Shell go oooooooo jesus your face is so smoooooooooth, reow! and her n this jesus dude will hit it off...

and well party like its 1999BC!

Answer 6

It's all getting a bit boring.

Answer 7

Keep dreaming. The figure known as Jesus does not have anymore credit then the "gods" that came before him.

Wake up.

Answer 8

Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket?

Answer 9

heaven is my mind is so unbelievably beautiful!

when i was small my grand mother told me of heaven and how it was made of gold.i could just see it.the beautiful gates of heaven opening wide for me.angels singing and playing instruments. my family waiting for me with open arms.and right when i step through i feel and happy and have no fear. i see gold everywhere.angels everywhere. gardens so beautiful that they sparkle like diamonds in the sunshine. flowers so magnificently beautiful its speechless. the aroma is beautiful a scent you never smelled before.the grass so comfortable you could just sleep when you lay down.everyone happy no one is sad or fearful. you can't even believe your in this place.

    that is my heaven.

Answer 10

Yeah, ok, dream on!