When I get to heaven will me and Jesus be able to dress up like archdemons and then go to h**l...?

Question

... and come up with silly punishments for all the bad people living there like in the movie "Little Nicky" when Hitler was always getting punished with a pineapple in a maid's outfit? That would be so much fun! Or maybe we could tell the demons who aren't archdemons what to do, and all sorts of crazy high jinks will ensue!

I can hardly wait! What about you?

Answer 1

Are you even going to heaven? It might be you and satan making nicknames like "Little Nicky."

Answer 2

Maybe if you read the Bible you would find out and not waste time asking stupid questions.

Answer 3

Who is Jesus and why should I care?

Sorry, you answered my question that way and I couldn't resist, LOL.

Answer 4

i can hardly wait for you to die.

to find out your wrong.