When I kneel to pray, which direction should I face?

Question

Washington D.C., or the nearest Wal-Mart?

Answer 1

Face Mecca- it's the direction Big Oil worships and thus their political hos.

Answer 2

I am not superstitious but I am a little stitious.  

Pray to the closest polar cap depending on where you are in the world.  Their magnetic fields will be the death of all of us so please appease them.

Answer 3

What can the dead Mummy with left-over of empty skeleton of skull and bones with two empty eye sockets do for living human kind?

When the dead was dead and buried was long gone with time?

In shaking and waking up the dead Mummy to rule, lead and guide the survival and advancement of living human kind?

Who was past dirty old man like you and me from someone else graveyards?

Matt 22.32

While the dead were all laughing at the misery of living human kind with self lack of knowledge in making a monkey out of themselves in planet of apes.

Luke 6.39-40,41-45,46-49

What do you think?