When I look into the mirror, why do I see a squirrel looking back at me?

Question

It's fluorescent pink.

Answer 1

you my friend, are on crack.

Answer 2

Because you ARE a squirrel. Duh!

Answer 3

You probablly look like a squirrel.   Too much PCP.

Answer 4

Red or Grey?

Answer 5

Man you must be on some goood acid!!!! lucky b*****d!

Answer 6

Because you WANT too see a squirrel.  Talk to the one, in the mirror, if it replies it can't be a squirrel.  It is the best conversation you can have, it will never argue, give you bad advice, and loves you totally, without being judgmental.

Peace.

Answer 7

Because you are a super intelligent squirrel from the future. Returned to our time to right wrongs, eat nuts and generally squirrel it up.

People pretend not to notice that your a squirrel because theyre too polite and you make them laugh with your shenanigans.

Answer 8

your on drugs.

Answer 9

toooo muchhhh weeeed!

Answer 10

Are you sure its a mirror not a window.

Answer 11

Are you sure it's not a window you're looking out of? It may look like a mirror because it's so clean.  

Answer 12

it is because you always think that you look like a squirrel. is that true? if not could be hallucination. check whether you use a lot of correction pen / marker/ paint. i heard those things can cause mild hallucination.

Answer 13

So did you take DMT or Salvia?

Well on the more serious note, the squirrel could be just an allegory for problems of self-discovery.  

Answer 14

what the h**l? are u okay?  

Answer 15

maybe you do look like a squirrel..........dieting too much?

Answer 16

get help

Answer 17

You need to have something to do. Go get a job. It`s good to leave the self-centre ignorance.

Answer 18

Aww! Squirrels are cute! If you're a talking squirrel, I totally want to meet you. I promise I'll bring some acorns or something.

Answer 19

i dont know, thats really strange ?