When Tendulkar met Federer – Transcript from leaked audio, recorded by ‘News of the Universe’ reporter
Recently, two great sporting personalities, http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Sachin-Ramesh-Tendulkar-c87800 and Roger Federer, were seen together during the ongoing Wimbledon Championships. The two leading sportsmen conversed on the Royal Box’s balcony.
It appeared to be love at first sight, as the two conversed for a good hour. Two people hailing from opposite corners of the globe, two people who would never have met each other were it not for the one http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Bond-c48220 they share today, Sports.
The world would never have known the words exchanged between the two legends, was it not for a brave reporter from “News of the Universe”, who wore a wire and was disguised as a trash bin, conveniently placed near the two sportsmen.
The leaked audio recording, which is available on a media sharing website, fooltube.com, can be enjoyed along with subtitles.
However, for our readers, we bring you the transcript, for easy reading.
Roger: Hey!
Sachin: Heeey!
Roger: http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Timothy-Francis-Bloomfield-c94006 shades sachin.
Sachin: Nice whites Roger.
Roger: Yeah, I was told you would be visiting, so I thought I would dress appropriately, you like them?
Sachin: Yes, very good, very good, I really like them. You almost look like a cricketer!
Roger: Almost? What is that supposed to mean?
Sachin: Well...I mean, your hairstyle is a little too perfect for cricketers, but all the rest is okay!
Roger: Right…so how did you like my game today? Am I great or what?
Sachin: Yeah, I liked it. I mean you were good, but…
Roger: But?
Sachin: Your footwork…I mean when I used to play Tennis as a http://www.senore.com/Cricket/TD-Paine-c2652, I was good, I beat all the kids in my neighbourhood, and my footwork! You should have seen me then!
Roger: You mean those barefooted, homeless…….How about my backhand?
Sachin: Yeah you play nicely on the leg-side, but your elbow, I would say it should be a little straighter.
Roger: How about we have dinner later?
Sachin: Sure we will. My wife Anjali told me she was really hungry, but tell me, you watch cricket right?
Roger: Yes I do, I really enjoy watching it sometimes, especially, when I am down.
Sachin: What do you like about cricket?
Roger: Serves that hit the batter on the head! I would so like to do that to Nadal!
Sachin: Oh! Yeah, I had some trouble with bouncers from Shoaib, you know Shoaib?
Roger: Yes, I love him, he serves so fast! Wish I could hit my opponents like him.
Sachin: You would think since I am a little on the short side, the short balls would go over my head, but you would be amazed how many times even I had to duck to miss those!
Roger: You are not http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Short-c90107...you are “fun sized”. I think you are cute!
Sachin: Hah! Thanks…btw I hate Nadal too, you know these young chaps think they can come and outplay us veterans.
Roger: I know right?
Sachin: I just want to complete my 100 centuries before I retire, no one should be able to break that record!
Roger: I have 16 Grand Slams, I don’t know….maybe I should play more…
Sachin: What do you have planned for your upcoming matches?
Roger: I have a match with Mikhail Youzhny, the Russian guy. I am hoping I can make him break a racket on his head!
Sachin: Ah, nice! I like the spirit, I am resting currently, too tired after the World Cup and IPL.
Roger: World Cup is like Grand Slam right? What is IPL?
Sachin: Oh that is a tournament, all Indians play cricket for other teams. We make lots of money there.
Roger: Hmm, you watch movies?
Sachin: Sure, all the time, we Indians make a thousand movies every year!
Roger: Did you watch the latest Pirates of the Caribbean?
Sachin: No, but my kids did, they are so intelligent, proud Indians you know.
Roger: They found the fountain of youth in it, I wish I could drink some from there, be http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Young-c98322 again and never retire.
Sachin: Oh really? I am sure we have something like that in Indian mythology. I just have to look it up.
Roger: Okay, it’s about 45 minutes since we have been talking, should we meet later for dinner?
Sachin: Yes, I have to have dinner. I told you my wife is hungry.
Roger: Do you want an autograph?
Sachin: I do…do you want mine?
Roger: I will when I come to watch a match of yours.
Sachin: Okay…how about we do this on dinner?
Roger: Sure. See you later http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Thomas-George-Burrows-c93472hen!
Sachin: Wait, won’t you get pictures taken with me?
Roger: Oh! Sure.
(Two Minutes later)
http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Gordon-Muchall-c1499, I will tweet about this as soon as I go back.
Roger: Hmm, I use facebook. I think I will update my status there.
Sachin: I know! I had sent you a friend request….but you must be too busy to notice I thought.
Roger: Oh….no no, I will check it today for sure and I will add you!
Sachin: Great!
Roger: See you at dinner then, bye!
Sachin: Byeee!
(Static - Someone might have thrown something in the trash bin)
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