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When a woman burps ...?

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... every single time she takes a drink of her beer, and I mean really LOUD burps, is she really crude or just trying too hard to be one of the guys? I can belch like a whale but this chick that was with us tonight at the bar was blasting out gut wrenching burps with every slurp of her Budweiser so I decided to match her one for one. It got so intense that I was even spewing bits of peanuts back out and across the table but she kept up and released titanic burps one after another for over two hours. Ya know, it kind of turned me on but I was wondering if they were sincere or was she just showing off. Ladies, please give me advice here. When you belch are you trying to impress guys?

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  1. Sounds to me like she was trying to fit in with the guys.


  2. Well dear we burp like that now so we don't f**t like that later!

    I would rather take a chance of burping and getting you with a little "beer spray" now then to let them turn into farts and get you with a little "sh*t spray" later when your bending me over!

    Strategic girl, you should grab her while you can!

  3. I don't really know where she's going with that. I'd had to say she's trying to fit in with the guys, and is trying too hard.

    I can't believe throwing peanuts didn't work! That is too funny.

    Personally if I have to belch in front of people, I try to keep it as quiet as possible.

  4. I don't think it was to fit in or to compete with the guys.  Sounds to me more like she was just trying to get attention.  

  5. i don't even burp in front of anyone but my family.  i find it very disgusting.  that chick is repulsive.... ugh

  6. all i can say is WHAT  A TRAMP! shamelessly flirting with all you men!!! i'm from arkansas and that's what we would call a LOOSE WOMAN. women like her only act sleazy because they are on the prowl. i bet she was dressed in a brand new tank top too??? clevis, you stay away from that hussy. her behavior should have been saved for the bedroom! you didn't act so innocent yourself either....tsk..tsk...

  7. that wasn't the way i was raised so i don't burp in front of guys, and if i do, i cover my mouth and say "excuse me." but to answer your question, yeah, its to compete with the guys. just like some women get extra drunk at bars in an attempt to compete with the guys.

    *edit* women don't f**t and burp in front of guys because its considered low-class and tacky. i knew a chick that would do that and it was so disgusting. but for the record, i don't like it when guys do it either. now that i live with my bf, he does it at times and i still cringe when it happens.

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