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When aliens behind your house what will you do?

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Throw stuff at it.
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RUN!

or talk to them.
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invite them in and feed them poptarts.
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kill um
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um call the cops for a deranged man on yahoo answers
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PUT A FORK IN HIM HE'S DONE
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Invite them in, of course.
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shoot them
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get with the times and hire some documented workers!
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call immigration.
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its when they are behind your ars-e you gotta worry
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Lock all the doors and pull down the blinds and just peak out.
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Because of interstellar distances aliens cannot get here. Therefore they cannot be behind my house. In case I am wrong, my cat Buttercup would deal them the sternest of rebuffs. He doesn't allow other creatures to invade his territory. Beware space people, my cat is watching and waiting and his jaws are strong and his claws are sharp. Buttercup stands ready to defend our planet against you!!
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they're not aliens. it's the friendly folks from the bank foreclosing on you
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i'm just about to have afternoon tea with Elvis and some fairies that live down the bottom of my garden, so i would invite them in for a nice cup of tea and a chat.
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Well if it was at night I would just be like '' Ugh s***w it'' and go back to sleep. If it was during the day I would go out side and poke them with a stick or something.
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Spaced out man-I will let them in the back door. I would not want to scare the neighbors by asking them to go around to the front door.
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The best and only reasonable solution to the Fermi Paradox is that we are the ONLY show in the town... sorry kid. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_parad...

But if you just HAVE to believe in ETs and UFOs, the antichrist has something special in store for you. Google/youtube: "Project Bluebeam"

Type III 'aliens' and fake 'messiahs' just in time for 2012! Many will be fooled...

Just do NOT accept this:

http://www.verichipcorp.com/

Later, ask yourself how we knew in advance:

2 Thessalonians 2:10-13
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Ugh these kind of stupid alien questions are asked here everyday

100000000000000000000000 times.

NO THERE ARE NO ALIENS FLYING SAUCERS!

THEY ARE GOVERNMENT CRAFT!

Please use your head for more than a hat holder
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Well depending on the situation, i would either greet them nervously or panic. What else can you do?
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